My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these... →
Parker Posey
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey
I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell, nine of them have to get a... →
Daniel Radcliffe
I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.
Rene Redzepi
I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.
Don Rickles
I told jokes badly.
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.
Joan Rivers
Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
Mo Rocca