I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
Eric Andre
All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.
Judd Apatow
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
Dave Attell
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
I prefer sayings over jokes.
Robert Ballard
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on... →
Samantha Bee
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Ashley Benson
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
Sandra Bernhard
I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about... →
Mike Birbiglia