I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.
Jonathan Winters
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Steven Wright
Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that's part of being in the spotlight. You can't make everyone... →
Tina Yothers
There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all... →
Jo Brand
I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever the pancreas secretes.
Marshall Brickman
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
Adam Brody
I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention.
Rose Byrne
I'm really bad at writing jokes.
Glenn Howerton
Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
Paul Merton