Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation... →
Jeff Ross
Every bad joke, every endorsement deal, all of the things that a typical host would normally get creamed for, people don't mind, because they... →
Mike Rowe
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
Rita Rudner
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
Mark Russell
There's definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn't a hoax, but it was... →
Steve-O
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
Bob Saget
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
Jennifer Saunders
There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.
Samuel Schmid
I always joke deep down I'm really a teenage girl on the inside.
John Searles