The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Hermann Hesse
I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit.
Megan Hilty
My biggest superhero of writing is Jorge Luis Borges, the Argentine fabulist. He's an amazingly perceptive writer, but also willing to make a... →
John Hodgman
I think of a piece, and then people who are competent fabricate it. But lately I've started finger painting, which probably should be a joke but... →
Jenny Holzer
Making people uncomfortable is one of my hobbies. I'm always hoping that half the people get the joke and the other half are the joke.
Josh Homme
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
LeBron James
Homework's hard. Especially math. My kids joke with me. They tell me they have homework. I say, 'Okay.' And then I sit down and they say... →
Angelina Jolie
I am a super-confident writer, and as a joke writer and as an actress, I'm like, 'I want to go head-to-head with every person.' I am an... →
Mindy Kaling
I never told a joke in my life.
Andy Kaufman