One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.
P. J. O'Rourke
You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.
John Oliver
People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you... →
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people... →
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.
Josh Peck
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
Simon Pegg
I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make the DJs look stupid.
Joe Perry
People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.
Michelle Pfeiffer