Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.
Lewis Black
Jokes are very curious things psychologically.
James Callis
I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Glen Campbell
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
Jimmy Carr
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are... →
Jasper Carrott
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
Frank Carson
I used to tell jokes about Internet-enabled lightbulbs. I can't tell jokes about it anymore - there already is an Internet-connected lightbulb.
Vint Cerf
I love my jokes.
Dave Chappelle
My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
Billy Childish