I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Marty Feldman
I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.
Nathan Fillion
Evolution has programmed our brains to find two things particularly interesting, and therefore memorable: jokes and sex - and especially, it seems... →
Joshua Foer
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
Bruce Forsyth
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
Jim Fowler
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
Jim Gaffigan
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are... →
Zach Galifianakis
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.
Sunil Gangopadhyay