My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.
Armie Hammer
On the set I make jokes I can't get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light.
Michael Haneke
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate... →
Gabriel Iglesias
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
Eugene Ionesco
I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there... →
Anthony Jeselnik
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.
Penn Jillette
We write for those who get the musical jokes. But for those who don't, there is always something else going on. That's why we have such a... →
Richard Hyung-ki Joo
I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.
David E. Kelley