My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that... →
Richard Marx
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke or movement or emotion... →
Sylvester McCoy
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
Jimmy Nail
I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing.
Meshell Ndegeocello
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
Kevin Nealon
At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious.
Saina Nehwal
When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. You've done the drum role and the... →
Bob Newhart
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists.
Mike Nichols
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for... →
Bill Nighy