I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
Artie Lange
I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
Samuel Larsen
I always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway!
Claudia Lee
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'
Carol Leifer
The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land.
Mitch Leigh
I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.
Eugene Levy
I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.
Jenifer Lewis
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
I try to write as serious as possible, and then a joke slips in.
Jeff Lindsay
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.
John Lloyd