The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Norm MacDonald
To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.
Ian MacKaye
I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was funny or a phase, I don't think... →
I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke.
Julia Mancuso
There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
Benoit Mandelbrot
The critics had an image of me, and they wouldn't accept any other... I was a cartoon character. A joke.
Ann-Margret
Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
Chris Martin
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.
Demetri Martin
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.
J. R. Martinez