I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.
Ryan Reynolds
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
Manfred von Richthofen
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.
Don Rickles
I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.
Celia Rivenbark
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still OK. Really?
Al Roker
The idea that any performer type is owed anything is a joke to me.
Henry Rollins
I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history.
Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy.
Rebecca Romijn